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[29 Jul 2006|06:50pm]
AM ABANDONING VIE_DANS_VERT, A NEW LJ IS BORN.

http://patchespatches.livejournal.com/

Haha.

Add it, alright?
1 Asshole | Stupid

Yeahhhhh [26 Jul 2006|08:08am]
[ mood | awake ]
[ music | Red House Painters - I'm Sorry (John Denver cover!) ]

I am AGAIN too hungover to sleep. I took an hourlong walk, and am using the computer in a vain attempt to MAKE MYSELF FALL ASLEEP. This SUCKS. I didn't even try to get drunk, it just sort of happened.

I firmly resolve to drink less alcohol. I mean it too.

Anytime you see me want to have a beer, slap me please.

Today is Wednesday which is looking pretty good in anticipation of Uno with Anners and Tom-tom-Thomas!

UGHHHH SOMEONE HELPPPPP.

Yesterday I took the bus! to Amy's house and it stopped in front of Riverside Hospital and this awesome fat black lesbian couple got on and sat in front of me and they smelled like POPCORNS. I giggled about it to myself. Then Amy and I went to the Crusty Drunket (rofl Rusty Bucket) and ate the shit out of some french fries. Neither of us have automobiles which is sort of lame. Mine is in Newark (I am on a Colubus vacation until Friday) and hers is just totally broken. I'm surprised it's taken this long for it to stop working, actually. So the bus it is. Anyone want to do something around 5?

Also: The LJ commercial on the main page is a fucking riot. I JUST REMEMBERED THAT I HAVE NANCY DREW BOOKS IN MY SUITCASE HA HA HA HA AWESOME I AM GOING TO READ THEM NOW.

Stupid

Image Macro [15 Jul 2006|03:45pm]
[ mood | sick ]
[ music | Zepps ]

Stupid

[28 Jun 2006|03:26pm]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | Big Black - Fish Fry ]

SPICY PICKLES
+
DORITOS
+
ROOT BEER
=
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
+
BIG BLACK
=
BETTTTTER

1 Asshole | Stupid

[28 Nov 2005|12:59pm]
[ mood | WHA HAPPU ]
[ music | WHIRRRRSSSS ]

If you have 2 voodoo dolls of the same person, and then you make the dolls make out, what happens?

5 Assholes | Stupid

[14 Nov 2005|09:42am]
[ mood | WTFFFF ]
[ music | Black Sabbath ]

AIM IM with theaznfriend
8:22 AM
My friend and I are having a bet.

He says you have puffy nipples, and I just don't think that is possible.

Could you please settle this debate, so we can move on?
9:30 AM
(Me)You're so fucking weird.
just answer the question
9:35 AM
mike and i are battling
we both have a lot of money riding on this
both of our pockets are thickety thickety fat
and ones is about to be a whole lot thicker

4 Assholes | Stupid

Oh, I don't know. [09 Nov 2005|02:13am]
[ mood | très nostalgique ]
[ music | Broken Social Scene ]

I have writ a po'm (and invented a word).

We ride our bike
(So leisure-like)
O'er mud-swept slick so grey.
A lonely ride
(No country-side)
Spurned cheer o' hill and dale.
I wish to be
(Quite fancy-free)
Sweet grass o' Future Days.


I can't even begin to tell you how much I miss my dad's farm.
It's unbelievable.
Get me out of here.
Please.

PS: I need a poet's pseudonym.

In addendum: )

7 Assholes | Stupid

[07 Nov 2005|08:58am]
[ mood | FAT! ]
[ music | ? ]

Halloween pictars!













2 Assholes | Stupid

Deep Fried Friendz [05 Nov 2005|07:40am]
[ mood | infuriated ]
[ music | I don't know, but it's crazy. ]

Fuck all this shit. Seriously.

Rules for living:
a) If you're going to do something you regret, you better not tell anyone about it.
2) Don't trust anyone.
z) Fuck a fuck.

I still love Sean.
I am not ready for anything, ever.
So depressed.

BUT MY JOB IS FUCKING SWEET AND I LOVE MY BIG GIRLS.

Theend.

9 Assholes | Stupid

[23 Sep 2005|11:42am]
[ mood | excited ]
[ music | Kitties! ]

Huge bro-down at my house tonight, 118 E Hudson. BE THURR.





Need Directions? Call 614 313 8213.

5 Assholes | Stupid

[09 Sep 2005|10:15am]
[ mood | BURNED ]
[ music | Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath ]

Alba and The Coop are the most stupid kittens I have ever seen.

We couldn't find them for almost an hour until we decided to turn on the oven for the eggplant parmesan, and then about 2 minutes after that they ran from under the oven, and Coop had all the hair singed off her back (but she didn't get burned at all) and Alba had black shit all over her tail and feet. They fight ALL THE TIME and are totally insane. I need to take some pictures of them. They're really cute.

Also: I smoke too much weed and I'm really fucking tired.

2: Two Thousand Maniacs! is the worst movie ever.

III: We really do have the best neighbors in Columbus.

2 Assholes | Stupid

[03 Sep 2005|02:15am]
[ mood | aggravated ]
[ music | Something really loud that isn't at my house ]

I got a kitten today, it is brown and a girl!

I don't know what to name it and I need lots of help.

Criteria for names:
Must be historical(in a bad way), literary (in the good way), or just too fucking good for me to pass up.

OKAY!

3 Assholes | Stupid

[20 Aug 2005|02:12pm]
[ mood | relaxed ]
[ music | The Beatles - Sun King ]

I got a telephone and it fits in my pocket.

614 313 8213.

1 Asshole | Stupid

[09 Aug 2005|01:06am]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | Creedence Clearwater Revival ]

So I hear that Goblet of Fire got a PG-13 rating!

In other news:

I moved in with Berae.
I just finished my first week of full-time work ever.
My socks stink!

15 Assholes | Stupid

[30 Jul 2005|11:10am]
[ mood | haha! ]
[ music | Broadcast - Colour Me In ]

I like parties!

I don't like LJ cut though! I demand that you look at pictures!











6 Assholes | Stupid

[17 Jul 2005|05:36pm]
[ mood | upset! ]
[ music | Nothing ]

I just finished Half-Blood Prince.

It is SOOOOO 'what the fuck?'.

6 Assholes | Stupid

[16 Jul 2005|01:48am]
[ mood | excited ]
[ music | Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban OST ]

Midnight Magic at Barnes and Noble was very fun! There were little kids in really cute costumes, and they gave everyone plastic Harry Potter frames, and tons of free shit. AND THE BOOK, OF COURSE. I have just begun to read it. Here are the pictures!

POTTY WEE POTTER! )

3 Assholes | Stupid

[15 Jul 2005|03:51pm]
[ mood | hungry ]
[ music | Benunas. ]

I miss Aarthi.

3 Assholes | Stupid

[15 Jul 2005|03:37pm]
[ mood | pig-pen ]
[ music | Tough & Lovely ]

There is a ravine.

Here is a ravine!

Here were photographs. )

4 Assholes | Stupid

[13 Jul 2005|04:26pm]
[ mood | hot ]
[ music | Word Nerds Podcast ]

3 people this week have called me 'Al'.

ELISSA, jerks!

I like my nick-names and I don't mind being called 'Al' as long as it's also understood that my name is spelled with an 'E'!!!

OKAY GOOD.

2 Assholes | Stupid

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